Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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