BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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