Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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