I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
one might say we're banned from that church
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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