Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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