He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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