why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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