Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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