it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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