everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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