He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
