i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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