We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I would ride that face into the sunset
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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