took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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