If that was your dad, he is hot
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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