The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize