She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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