have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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