singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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