I like my sex mixed with concussions.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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