My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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