Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
