Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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