so explain again why im purple
no
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
it hurts more in the daytime
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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