Pants 0. Shit 1.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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