I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
third nipple confirmed
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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