:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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