Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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