That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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