I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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