Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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