Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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