I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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