Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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