apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just gargled with NyQuil
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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