All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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