Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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