I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
