he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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