Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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