I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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