Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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