i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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