im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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