I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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