That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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