yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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