hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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