It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
