Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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