I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Operation Purity has been aborted
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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