Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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